Here's a map that leads to where you can find some of Victoria's best take-out and nourishing provisions in these weird times.
This brekkie-sando is a decadent treat with all the delicious equilibrium of a Romanian gymnast being sat upon by a very fat man.
We've eaten at all the fried chicken spots in the capital and present our findings for your ranking consideration.
"I used to buy weed on the 7th floor of View Towers until one night I found a pool of blood in the elevator..."
